There's a student in medical school who wants to
specialize in sexual disorders, so he makes arrangements to
visit the sexual disorder clinic. The chief doctor is showing
him around, discussing cases and the facility, when the student
sees a patient masturbating right there in the hallway.
"What condition does he have?" the student asks.
"He suffers from Seminal Buildup Disorder," the
doctor replies. "If he doesn't obtain sexual release forty to
fifty times a day, he'll pass into a coma."
The student takes some notes on that and they continue down
the hall. As they turn the corner, he sees another patient
with his pants around his ankles, receiving oral sex from a
beautiful nurse. "What about him?" the student asks. "What's his
story?"
Oh, it's the same condition," the doctor replies. "He just has
a better health plan..."