Jacob was walking home, when suddenly he stumbled on a magic lamp.
He rubbed the lamp, and out came a Muslim genie. The genie told
Jacob he could make three wishes, but that he would give twice the
same thing to his worst enemy.
Jacob immediately thought about his annoying neighbor. Then he asked
the genie for a big mountain of gold. Poof--there was a big mountain of
gold on his backyard. He looked at the other side of the street, and
his neighbor had two big mountains of gold.
Then he asked the genie for the ten most beautiful women the
genie could think of.
Poof--there were in front of him ten statuesque supermodels. He looked
at the other side of the street, and his neighbor had twenty superstars
from Hollywood.
Now Jacob had plenty of money and beautiful women. So he asked the
genie: Does it hurt to take out one testicle?