A patient wakes up following an operation to find the doctor
standing at the foot of the bed. He asks, "Doctor, how did it go?"
"Well, I have good news and bad news", says the doctor.
"Give me the good news, I feel terrible and I need cheering up"
"The good news is that we managed to save your testicles"
"Thats terrific. What's the bad news?"
"They are under your pillow."