Six weeks after finishing 3xBEP, I went with a group of my best friends
(since grade school) on a guys trip to Tampa, Florida. After several days
of excessive drinking and visits to the local adult entertainment emporiums
(i.e. nudie bars), one of my friends stated to the group "If my wife ever
found out whats been going on down here, she'd cut my nuts off". So I look
at him straight faced and say matter of factly, "Let me tell 'ya, its not
as bad as 'ya might think..."
No one could stop laughing for about 2 minutes.
Courtesy of Tom Delaney