After my orchiectomy back in 1994, my friends were feeling unusually clever. One good friend called me "One-nutty guy" while another good friend and co-worker brought me a pen and paper while still recovering in the
hospital the next day after surgery... Of course the pen was a uni-ball.
I also tell me friends that I can "bust a nut" in the true sense of the
phrase and the one that they removed was just a hinderance anyway...
Contributed by Gregg Roby